Flushed out
I understand that the better hotels still provide the little amenities (free soap in the shower, mints on the pillows etc), but Travellodge are trying to do way with them to save money. There's nothing disposable in any of the rooms with the exception of the "tea set" - two teabags, two coffee packets, two decaf coffee packets and the appropriate creamer/sugar stuff.

And so I wasn't expecting very much when I stayed a night there with a friend. But you know Travellodge! They go above and beyond the norm and provide you with some wonderful amenities left behind by previous guests...

...there was an enema kit in the bathroom. Hanging over the shower curtain rail and still attached to the bath tap. Someone had clearly been engaging in a bit of colon hygiene and the travellodge staff had not thought to remove it. And there was even a pack of unopened disposable nozzles by the bath.

Despite large amounts of alcohol and drunken dares, no-one used it. We didn't complain to the management purely because we thought it was hilarious :)
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:20, 3 replies)

So THAT'S where I left the fecker!
Thanks, I've been missing that! ;)
( ..wil, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:58, closed)

Enematic
Glad to know your rectum is clean.
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 14:27, closed)

You weren't thinking!
You could have had a beer enema!
(Musuko, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:36, closed)