Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Texas RoadhouseMy cousins flew thousands of miles to visit us in the states, and we all congregated on a Friday night at this cozy little steakhouse. All twelve of us. The waiter came to take our order, and to keep things simple we all ordered the same thing.
"Steak dinner for everyone, please."
"Sorry, due to the blizzard outside the beef truck didn't arrive."
"Oh...barbecued chicken then."
"The chicken was on the beef truck too."
"Fried fish?"
"It's not the season."
"Salads?"
"The blizzard knocked out the produce fridge."
"Well then, what DO you have?"
"Quite a lot, order anything you want!"
We ended up not eating there. I swear, it was just like the Monty Python cheese sketch.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 6:50,
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