Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Curry BombOne fine summers evening me and a few mates went for a late curry after a few hours on the sauce.
The moment our popadoms arrived i karate chooped them to pieces and we decided it might be better to bag up the reast and leave, rather than piss everybody else off in our advanced drunked up state, and possibly risk jissom curry or bogey bhajis etc.
On the way home we sang a drunken song and a man shouted from a 2nd story window in some flats "shut the fuck up" or something equally rude.
My mate chucked 30 odd quids worth of curry through his window.
No apologies for irrelevace.
(, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:07, Reply)
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