Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Flowery twatsDuring the 70s, the scars family went for lunch at a Devon hotel. Us lads and Dad had sarnies/sausage and chips sort of thing, and Mum ordered pizza.
Meal arrives. Our stuff is OK, not great. Mum's pizza is six square inches of flaky pastry with tomato sauce and a COLD slice of mousetrap. Mum asks the waitress what it is.
"It's pizza"
"This isn't pizza, it's rubbish and you can take it away"
5 minutes later, landlord comes out.
"What seems to be the problem, modom?"
"I sent the pizza back because it wasn't pizza."
"And how would you know?"
"BECAUSE I'VE TRAVELLED THROUGH THREE CONTINENTS, AND I'VE NEVER COME ACROSS AN IGNORANT SWINE LIKE YOU BEFORE."
(, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 15:30, Reply)
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