Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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McWacko's...Overheard in McDonalds on Hollywood Boulevard shortly after we arrived (must have been half past midnight, prime time for the crazies).
[Said by a Woody Allen soundalike to his 3 slightly ragged looking co-diners...]
"I don't know about Sea-food, but what about Dee-food and E-Food?"
This combined with seeing a tramp comically tiptoe in (think Elmer Fudd, 'hunting wabbits'!), nick a cup off a nearby table and get a 'free-refil' before being chased out by the manageress led to a large amount of carbonated beverage being expelled through my nose.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2006, 15:36, Reply)
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