Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Maybe slightly offtopic but people did eat at my houseMy 'rents went away for a few days a couple of years ago and left me with £50 for food etc. Naturally this was all spent on booze and what little I had left I knocked together a pretty tasty curry for myself and my sister, only problem being there was loads, so I thought fuck it, have it tommorow.
I decided to invite a few of my mates over to watch tv, get pissed and a bit loopy on the bifta. By the time it reached 10PM, everyone was pretty blotto and had some serious munchie related issues, so one of my mates decides to go out and re-heat the curry in in a bowl
After obliterating it with about 5 minutes worth of full microwave power, he eats it. "ugh this is fucking disgusting, what the fuck have you put in it" and I get a similar wave of "you cant cook hardcore" bleurgh "I feel sick etc" from other people which im quite amused by, as my sister who doesn't normally like curry loved it. We all decided to crash for the night after some pretty crap jokes and random giggles and went to bed.
I came down in the morning to find 10 empty bowls with minimal curry remains in. Oh and the big pan I had left it in had marks where it had been licked clean.
I cant cook, my arse.....ahahahaha, oh well at least I spat in it beforehand.
(, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 18:40, Reply)
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