Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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So I was at the local fish and chippy..I was having a "Pensioners Special" (despite being 24) and you got a lovely plate of bread and butter with it. Well , the bread and butter arrived, and I looked at the crust.
What. The. Fuck.
It was covered in this green little things. Quickly grabbing my knife i scraped all the butter off one slice and there was all these green little dollops of...
MOULD
Bollocks to this, I thought. The fish was really shit too, and the chips were tasteless. The tea was stone cold when I got it. Despite all the old ladys around me saying "That special is BLOODY lovely Margaret" I think they gave me a SHIT version of it just because I'm younger. Christ, a 74 year old can go into McDonalds and get a cunting happy meal, why can I not enjoy my Pensioners Special?
Oh, and the mushy peas gave me the shits.
Another meal was at McDonalds. Was with my Mum (we'd been to B&Q she needed me to carry some plaster stuff) She asked for a burger with "nothing on it" (as in no dressing) 5 minutes later when our order arrives and I'm glumly tucking into my small fries because I'd rather get shot than eat at McDonalds but it was either that or Burger King and that shits too *gasp for air*. She unwrapped her burger to find 2 pieces of bread. No beef.
Oh and on a plane, we got RAW SALMON. Yes, RAW SALMON.
Fucking lovely.
(, Mon 1 May 2006, 2:31, Reply)
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