Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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FranceIf you're ever given a bad meal in France it's because you're British and they know A) you won't complain and B) you know nothing about good food and will eat any old shit.
If you're ever given a bad meal in France, behave like the French do in these situations. Complain bitterly and loudly. That's why French food is infinitely better than British food: the French don't tolerate any shit.
Oh and in any country ordering from the "tourist" or "British" menu is code for: "Pray, rake through the dog basket for my meal and poo potato peelings onto my plate. Then massively overcharge me for the pleasure of drinking urine."
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:59,
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