Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Crap meals outI went to a posh restaurant and ordered a big fat fillet steak with hand cut fries.... The fries were disgusting. The chippy round the corner had better chips. So when the pompous waiter asked if everything was ok, I merely suggested that the chef should change the oil the fries were cooked in because they were so poor. He offered the excuse 'Well they are hand cut. Sir !' ...
So the chef had to cut a potato ? It was at that point that I told the wee pompous fanny to fuck off ! .. I was then ejected from the premisies.. quality cos I'd arsed a bottle of wine and finished the steak and I didn't have to pay :)
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 18:15, Reply)
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