Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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My amazing tally includes...- The crappiest of crappy calculators when i was around 10, from Clarks or some other shoe shop.
- A wonderfully phalic pink candle at a uni ball. Think that one's still at my parents place, two feet of wax inuendo.
- 8 pints of beer in a pub quiz (there were around 10 of us on the team).
But i see from this scratch card that i'm guarenteed to win one of a selection of wonderful prizes if i phone this 1.50 a min telephone number, so i guess i'm on the up!
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ChiefWiggum typing random stuff, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 14:24,
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