Nice.
Fuck the lot of you. I've just got this in my inbox. I'm off to live the life of luxury..
Fate? I think so... Someone who has a basic grasp of english and no regard for punctuation has told me I've won a prize, so I'm quids in.
If God existed then I'd thank him. Unfortunatly, and to the annoyance of my workmate, he doesn't. As I tell my workmate every day.
Heh.

Congratulations Dear Friend

You have been drawn and are now now guaranteed one of the following. Now you can celebrate with iether �£10,000 CASH --�£5000 CASH --9 CT GOLD EARINGS --LAPTOP COMPUTER --SPANISH ALL EXPENCES PAID HOLIDAY FOR FOUR INCLUDING SPENDING MONEY--ONE OF HUNDREDS OF LADIES OR GENTS WRISTWATCHES --SANYO HOME CINEMA SYSTEM --yes this is genuine there is no catch ,you could be �£10,000 richer in minutes .To claim instantly so that we can send whats named as yours to you just call our 24 hour claim line on 090 778 68000 do not lose what is named as yours call 090 778 68000 right now, your reference number is t a m y 1 have this handy when you call to claim ,in minutes you will know which of the above is yours
Yours Truly
Johnathon Lewis
Claim Manager




operated by gairns international ltd .calls to the claim line cost �£1.50 per min ,to claim will take 6 mins,stamped adressed envelope required ,you have been entered and drawn and have been awarded because you contacted or included your email adress in communications with a high street chain within the last 6 months ,if you do not wish to recieve any more prize allocations ,then by not calling our claimline you will be opted out from any further emails
(grr_boy, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 16:51, Reply)