Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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A fucking pencil case.We got given a sheet with a crappy cartoon on it at school and had to come up with a caption for it.
I came second, went to a presentation at a local library, there was a fucking local rag photographer there, and I won a shitty fucking pencil case. I even had to stand there with two other kids, grinning like it was the best thing that had ever happened to me.
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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 21:30,
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