Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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Came fourth in a charity pub quiz this weekAnd won a packet of shrimp - you know those pink almost-chewy sweets shaped like crustaceans? They went down a treat with a couple of pints of Carlsberg, and came back up as a beery, frothy pink mess.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 14:50,
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