Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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Crapital radioIn my yoof I used to go to discos with Capital Radio guest DJs. I won an LP of some crap signed by Mike Allen.
For some reason the sleeve was wrinkly and stained - he later confessed that his dog had pissed on it in the back of his car.
Delightful.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2005, 19:26, Reply)
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