Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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God BotherersAt a god bothering stall at the Town and Country Festival when I was a kid, you could 'win a prize' by answering bible questions by leafing through a pamphlet they gave you.
The prize was the pamphlet.
Yeah thanks for that.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2005, 22:21, Reply)
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