Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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Mate wins a night with another blokeOut on the piss on a weeknight with a wog mate and his girlfriend.
For some reason we ended up at this gay pub.
When you walked in, each guy was given a number to stick on their shirt. Having been to this pub before (got dragged there by a couple of gay mates), I knew this was so other guys who were interested, could ask the host to make an introduction.
My mate didn't know what it was about, so I told him it was the lucky door prize.
Couple of beers later, the host reads out my mates number.
Up he jumps, yelling out, I've won, I've won. Runs over to the host asking where his prize is. The host points to a obviously gay bloke.
You should have seen the look on my mates face, while me and his girlfriend pissed ourselves laughing.
And yes, he did manage to extricate himself without too much trouble.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 8:20, Reply)
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