Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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Date with a gay manIn my first year of Uni, I had rather a large crush on a charming fellow student who worked in the union. Seemed like everyone but me knew the reason behind his clean smell, impeccable manners and soft voice were down to him batting firmly for the other side. One day, me and my friends are listening to the campus radio station and they have a competition - first person to phone in gets a date with him. Of course my friends phone in.
Bad thing 1. - He was wearing a pink t-shirt.
Bad thing 2. - I had a pint of Carling.
Bad thing 3. - He ordered a bottle of Blue WKD with a straw.
Bloody gay.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2005, 18:21, Reply)
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