Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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Another one from meWhen at junior school - ages 8-11 for those who are foreign?
Aswell as all the usual interhouse malarkey they also had what can only be termed as "mastermind" with a big black chair but no specialist subjects etc
So, after all the rounds and elimintions it was myself and some other geek from the top year (aged 11 ish) in the final
Level pegging till the last question - 20 points each
then the last question comes round -
Which king was beheaded Charles I or Charles II?
hmmm 50/50 chance thinks i - plumps for Charles II - teacher/quizmaster doesnt hear my answer so i change it to Charles I
CORRECT!!!!
What did i win - other than a probable kicking from the bigger boys - if there had been any - a mars bar - a fapping mars bar for all my knowledge skills!
Bastards!
*insert lenght gag here*
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 11:31, Reply)
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