hooray for me.
Not really a first prize or competitions per say...

I'm a person who, as some of you may know, after early-life altercations with small power-tools has developed a joy for body-piercing. Early this year I got a Pubic piercing done. I'd previously had it done as a 1.6mm, but, as pubics generally do (around 50% of the time), it grew out. THIS time, I had it done as a 2.4mm (added stability, longer healing time, but greater chance of success), and all was going well til a Friend accidentally booted it on a Stag weekend. Much blood etc. ARSE.

Anyhoo.. Last week, enough was enough, and it WAS healing, but in the wrong place: I took it out. There'll always be another time I can do it.
The healing period... requires Zero shagging. My missus was getting SERIOUSLY pissed. Suddenly I find myself pubic-less and with nothing that can be damaged. Wake up with the horn, wake up the missus (with the horn) and we get Jiggy. It's been a LONG time, and the missus has grown un-accustomed, thus, Lube is required. Mmmm smooth, slippery water-based joy.

1 hour later.... (oh alright.. 15 minutes)... I'm hoping off the bed, hauling on the trollies and trousers and rushing to the car.... late for work due to gratuitous shaggage. Sorted.

Basking in the after-glow I negate to clean off the Lube, but hell If the german fisting-team can use it to insert fully grown midgets into thier bung-holes, then It won't hurt me... right?

WRONG.

...And annoyingly, due to an identical act of un-cleanlyness I DID know it already, but I'd just forgotten.

First Prize for making my missus' year is a Peeling bell-end and foreskin combo that itches and glows red in the dark.

"dermitalogically tested" (yeah.. on Rhinos)

:o(
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 10 Aug 2005, 7:54, Reply)