Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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Pub quizI did a pub quiz for many long years, with a variety of shit prizes. One night the booby prize was a packet of cinnamon sticks.
Frequently the only way to get through the night as convivial host was to get fucking helpless on the ale, which this evening I did. i then advised the lucky winner - student, female, obvious fresher - that she should get her boyfriend to eat said cinnamon sicks because they'd make his jizz taste better.
Never seen again, odd that.
Ho hum.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 19:36, Reply)
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