The worst thing about this story......
....is it ambles along all pedestrian and inconsequential and then smacks you in the funny gland right at the end - now I look like a twat sat at my desk for (apparently) snorting and coughing up my cup of tea for no reason.

Do you think if you'd stopped one of them they'd have said....

"Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face. "


Thanks for that, have a clicky.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:52, Reply)