my money saving tip
if you're single, date a fat person.

hear me out.

they will a: save you money on heating bills at night.

b: you can scram down a good portion of their meals in the name of 'helping them diet' saving you money on food

c: as the money situation gets worse and you resort to outright food stealing, the big fatty will gradually metamorphose into a thinner more attractive version, just in time for the 'credit crunch' to end and you to go somewhere bikinis might be plausible.

wahey!
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 5:42, 2 replies)

This deserves a click...
...just for having a paragraph saying 'hear me out'!

I remember a book called the Bedsit Survival Manual, which included the line: Get a fat partner in autumn: they'll all be snapped up by winter.
( Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:29, closed)

"they will a: save you money on heating bills at night."
Is that by lighting one or more farts??
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:09, closed)