money saving tip number two!
this one's a doozie. it's simple, fun, and totally guaranteed to work.

smoke crack
lots of crack
steal everything that isn't nailed down and guarded by a bear.
rob the arse out of anyone smaller and more vulnerable/trusting than you
this will guarantee that not only will you not get harshly prosecuted, but you'll never want for personal electrical goods, bikes, food etc again, AND in the unlikely event that the powers that be DO decide to apprehend you, they'll set you up in a nice cosy warm room with a playstation and TV, pool room, gym, and a bunch of other like minded people, where the drugs flow freely and then when you get out, you can either take the cushy living deal they set you up, OR you can go on another mammoth bender, steal an elephant from london zoo, stampede it round a mall half naked and flinging feces like a monkey posessed, and the police will shake their heads sadly, and say 'poor lamb! he's on drugs you see. can't help himself. tragic really'

plus you'll get to hang with pete doherty and amy winehouse, and with your missing tooth and stained, hand-me-down clothing crusted with dried semen, you'll fit RIGHT in to the glittering elite of society.


happy days!
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