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chthonic, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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money saving tip number 4steal herbs from the neighbours garden and feed them to their rabbits. this not only builds a bond of trust making it easier to capture, throttle, and flay the beasts for the stockpot, it saves you time seasoning them so you can go the extra mile and make imitation fox tracks near the hutch to allay suspicion.
for extra points, leave a random ear, head, or foot in the cage to ensure little jimmy cries like a baby and mum and dad feel compelled to replace the much loved pets, ensuring continued supply of tasty tasty flesh.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 6:08, 2 replies)
....Genius. Would it still work if they don't have a rabbit but do have small children?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:24, closed)
dependsiirc, baby takes approx the same time as lamb to stew correctly, whereas rabbit takes less time, like chicken.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:49, closed)
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