Friday Night Experiment
In an attempt to save some cash, Ms Hanky has started to dye her hair blonde at home instead of having it done at the salon...

She dyed her hair earlier this evening...

There was a bit of solution left in the bottle in the bathroom afterwards when I went to have a shower...

Im sat here now wondering how Ms Hankys gonna react in a few minutes when she sees Ive somehow managed to dye my pubes bright fucking ginger...

Im hoping shes gonna find it incredibly sexy...

but somehow I doubt Ill be playing hide the salami tonight...

...fellas, dont mess with hair dye...

Not only does it make your nether regions look angry as fuck, it also burns a little too...


EDIT...

Well, its Saturday night.

Ms Hanky WAS NOT impressed. Had to shave...

Now the contents of my pants looks like the thing that burst out of John Hurts chest in Alien...

...it scares the living shit out of me...

Fucking money saving ideas...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 23:41, 7 replies)

How about
Hide the salami, with added "spicy sauce".
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 23:47, closed)

Ouch
And double-ouch
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 0:07, closed)

Metrosexual
Perhaps it's time to shave...
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 0:14, closed)

I am starting to wonder
if you tell porkie pies.

But as they are such funny ones, I don't actualy give a flying fuck.

Cer-licked.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:18, closed)

Let me guess...
... you were standing there, spotted the bottle and wondered what would happen.


But so long as it got you off, no one's a loser, eh?
(dxg, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:16, closed)

Think you need this:
www.bettybeauty.com/
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:38, closed)