as a father of four

It broke my heart the other day when I had to go back to my loving family and sit them all around a table for a serious chat. My wonderful missus Kay was there as were the kids, Alison 8, Petey, 6, and the twins Lori and Sami 3, imagine their look of utter shock when I informed them that due to the credit crunch I was going to have to let one of them go. *




Probably going to be Lori, lazy twat does fuck all about the place and bitches 24/7...



* may be nicked from sir Gary Larson


seriously though it's about time this shambolic effort at society ended. Arm yourselves, but try to see the funny side :) camping all year and eating wild boar ! wahoo
(The Cats Twat, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 22:45, 2 replies)

^^^
Ha!
*imagines kids tearful faces and giggles*
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 10:42, closed)

Alan
I'd like to see it done Apprentice style

Petey, you're fired!
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:00, closed)