Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Army CringeAs a young private soldier I had the pleasure on one hungover Friday morning, of informing my female, RMP, RSM that I had infact lost the keys to the Corporals Mess (which I was barman for at the time)in the brothel opposite camp.
As an added bonus I had also just filled one of the duty vehicles with unleaded petrol rather than diesel.
It was an awkward and expensive conversation, and I didn't get offered any coffee either!
Oh and pop, love this site too bits!
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:39, 2 replies)
Not quite petol in diesel......but the first time I was duty clutch, the duty POL was at the tankies camp in Osnabruck (Quebec I think, I was in Roberts).
POL point lights were knackered, place was pitch black, I was tired and just wanted to get filled up and get back for some sleep.
Made the mistake of trying to fill up with the high pressure diesel pump for the armour and sprayed about 50 litres of diesel all over the shop :/ Spent the next few hours spreading and then scraping up spillsorb :/
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 0:28, closed)
Yeah that's not much fun eitherI think I woke up at that very POL point one morning, luckily not that day I suppose!
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 8:16, closed)
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