Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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In the pubSat at a table with about 4 mates, all with full pints. In comes a bloke with his very attractive girlfriend, and finding nowhere else to sit they ask to join us, and of course we all agree. We chat merrily, all us blokes eyeing up the girlfriend's massive bazongas. I stand up to go to the toilet, knocking the table and spilling my pint into the girlfriend's lap. There was only one thing for me to do - 'Leg it' I screamed, and ran out, closely followed by, well, no one actually. Not sure which was worse, spilling the pint or standing outside knowing my mates were inside laughing at me.
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