Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Oops.I used to go out with a crazy girl. Well, I've had a few but this particular one was crazier than ever.
Anyway, one day she opened up to me, and it explained her craziness a little.
She'd been raped by a guy, let's call him Bob. That's bound to make you a little crazy.
She'd also had her ex kill himself, shortly after she dumped him. Let's call him Steve. More fuel for the crazy fire.
One day she was super upset, blaming herself for her ex's death.
Trying to comfort her I said "I know it must be hard, and I'm sure you miss Bob a lot but it's not your fault he's gone"...
Yeah, wrong name. I felt like a cunt.
As it turns out he wasn't actually dead though. One day he just started speaking to her on MSN. His mates and family had just told her he was dead. He'd fucked off to London after she split up with him.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:09, 1 reply)
wowwhat a absolute wanker.. reminds me of a prev QOTW with the bloke who kissed his girlfriend goodbye one morning to go to work, but never came back.. He'd fucked off down under without telling anyone, happy for everyone to think he was brown bread..
Takes an emotional toll does that, aye.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:18, closed)
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