Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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CoffeeI was working away from home in a place frequented by many who passed through. As such, there was stuff left by previous people that had been abandoned or forgotten. this was mostly pens and the like, but in the corner of a desk, near a wall was an old coffee, which had started growing mould. A permanent worker, who was supervising me came to check I was OK first thing one morning. After a chat, seeing everything was OK, he got up to leave and said he'd get rid of the coffee. The office was pretty crowded so I helped by pushing a wheely chair out of his way. The casters were stuck in an odd way though, so the chair shot into him and he spilled mouldy coffee all over himself.
What do you say? I swore reflexively, and apologised profusely. My boss said nothing and left, presumably to smell for the rest of the day.
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littlefish I like cheese, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 22:59,
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