Despite my previous post...
I have remembered two things that even I am a bit embarrassed by.
The first, when we were lil, my sis used to get into bed with me most nights. Nowt wrong with that, we were lil and both scared of the dark and the boogie mom- erm man! One night my sis woke me up. She was sobbing. We were both wet and sticky. Mom hears the crying and the light goes on to find two girls and one bed covered in shit. We both insist to this day that it was each other but in my heart I think I know it was me that farted and followed through.
The other time was one new year. I was older, more grown up and sophisticated, so that must put me around 17ish. I'd gone to my mates boyfriends house for a small gathering. I hadn't met any one except my friend, had never been to this house, was actually a ways from home but I'd been dropped there and was being picked up the following day after stopping over. His parents were away so it was an anything goes party. Except one thing, the bog had stopped working and they couldn't get any one in to fix it until normal work days resumed. No probs, it was wee wees only and chuck some water down from a bucket after.
So I wake up the morning after, beautifully hungover. Take myself off to the crapper and relieve myself of the most vile substances that have ever left my body, all liquidy and stenchful, flush the chain and oh my god, the warning of the night before comes flooding back- the loo- wee wees only- I was that embarrassed I had to shit again. I tried the bucket trick- nope, they were right, it only works on wee, not poop. I could do no more than call a taxi from the phone in the street- no mobiles them days- and wait outside to be carried away from my shame. I didn't see that friend for a very long time and we only just got in touch again on face book after about 14 years, with no mentionof that night so far. Hope I got away with it!
( randomwomanwholikespink, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 0:08, 2 replies)

two girls, one bed?
...you could be onto something there. Just saying.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 1:27, closed)

"in my heart I think I know it was me that farted and followed through"
It's 0200+ here right now, I've been up for about twenty hours, and the tears are running down my face as I giggle over this line. Clicky
(Ejaculantern was caught desecrating pumpkins on, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:15, closed)