Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I'm sure I've blotted out most of thembut one that comes to mind is sitting watching TV with my grandmother and the family priest - Catholic, in his 70s.
We'd been watching something innocuous on Channel 4. Then Eurotrash comes on (for non-UK people, a typical show comprises the bizarre sexual habits of the Germans [think South Park], a smattering of semi-nude Danish women with large breasts and wife-swapping French pensioners).
My brain stops working. Surely my grandmother will switch this off ?
We watched for at least 10 minutes, during which time I must have counted each brick in the fireplace twice. Anything but look at the screen or the priest, or my grandmother for that matter.
Finally it was switched over to the news.
Longest ten minutes of my life.
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I_Was_Mordred, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 1:16,
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The bricks comment made me laugh out loudThank you :D
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:32,
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