Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Cringeing on behalf of a friend, and to this day it still makes me laughAs you all know my mum died in February (it was actually a year ago today I last saw her) and I couldn't go home due to lack of green card.
I had a service for her here in the US, all my friends came 'cos well, they all loved my mum too.
Fast forward a month - exactly a month to the day she passed away. I received an email saying my green card had been approved.
So that night, in the local bar, I'm showing the email off to everyone. One friend pipes up "oooh, so you'll be able to go back to England now to see your mum".
Cue stunned silence from the rest of the bar, and the look on friends face when he realised what he'd said was an absolute picture. Even now, he apologises every time he sees me.
Bless 'im. He didn't mean it, and his crestfallen face had me laughing so hard I did a little wee.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 1:23,
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