Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Last one for nowMy friend M had an exceptionally attractive girlfriend D. She was lovely - somehow managing with her big doe eyes to look innocent and sexy at the same time. Always friendly, with the face of an angel and a fine figure to match. She was stunning.
At a party I held, they stopped the night and left after the other couples, leaving just four blokes in the room. Once they'd left, the four of us discussed the delightful D, stating that she was far too good looking for M, and exactly what we'd like to do to her, given the chance.
We'd gone quite a way down the list of abominations we'd subject her to, given the chance, when a noise from outside the (open) sitting room door alerted us to the presence of M in the flat.
"Sorry guys" he said, "been looking for my hat out here for ages. Anyone seen my hat ?"
A quick look at his faced showed he'd heard every word.
Last party of mine they attended :-(
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I_Was_Mordred, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 1:41,
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