Not me, but I always cringe when I remember it...
My ex girlfriend/guard dog was invited to a wedding as a friend of a friend - you know how some ladies don't like to got to weddings or parties on their own. Anyway, as it happens this friend and my girlfriend went to the church and awaited the arrival of the bride.

Now, as a friend of a friend, my ex had decided to stay right at the back of the church - after all, the brides family and friends deserved the better seats, which put her very close to the church entrance.

Then, in all her beauty, the bride arrived. As you can imagine this moment had been planned all of her life and every detail mattered. She had never looked or felt so good, and now all eyes were on her.

It was as this woman was about to make her grand entrance to the awaiting audience that my ex caught sight of her and noticed a blemish near her mouth - makeup? wine? last cake? doesn't mater - she had a tissue and was able to catch the bride just before she made her entrance - if she was quick she could remove the mark and that's what any good friend of a friend would do, right? Cue chaos and tears as my ex rubs the mark with a tissue, another friend jumps on my ex and the bride screams as her birthmark that she thought she had covered as well as she could was revealled to the world.

Unfortunately I don't know any more about the wedding or whether there was any long lasting psychological damage as just about everybody in the church decided it would be best if my ex left the building and didn't come back...

If you're reading this or you know the people involved then it's only fair to let you know that she's still very, very, sorry...but aaaarrrrggghhh! [buttocks locked and need a surgeon to separate]
(downhill without brakes . It was the worst day of my life, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 8:45, Reply)