Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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This happened......when my girlfriend came to stay at my house for the first time.
My bed has sprung slats, which are a great idea, except that they're held in place by plastic guides which are quite flimsy, and one of the slats wasn't sitting in its guide properly.
So we were on the bed, doing what new couples generally do on beds, when all of a sudden one of the slats decided to pop out.
A peculiarity of the design is that once one pops out, so to the rest, hence:
"BANG... CRACK!!!!! CRACK!!!! CRACK!!! CRACK!! CRACK!!!"
Followed by hysterical laughter from the both of us.
Then the door opens. It's my housemate. He's wondering what the commotion is.
Well, it's just two naked people, still "joined together" as it were, wedged in between a mattress and a bedframe.
Fantastic.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 9:24, Reply)
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