Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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That sounds familiarI was in a tent with an ex (different from the one in the story) and we were seeing how many times we could carnally assault each other in a day. She was going down on me, and I heard a zipping sound. I saw a little kid of about four curiously investigating the interior of our tent.
It put me in the unusual position of feeling that using my girlfriend's mouth as clothing was a better alternative that letting the kid see me in my altogether.
"Hey, I bet you can't get that zipper all the way down to the ground!" I told him. He could. :)
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Belly lolmagic reply, A*
Glad I wasn't drinking coffee then!
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