Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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FuneralsI'm sure a few stories like this will pop up (or may already have done)...
As a few of you know my Nan died a few months back and we had to attend the funeral.
First off we had the service in the church and then after that we went to the crematorium. All was going well and it was a very sad but dignified affair.
Up the point in the crematorium that I decided to comment to my mum (it was her mother who'd died)
'Is it me or is really hot in here?'
Although this wasn't as bad as after when a family friend was sitting with us and tucking into the buffet and casually remarked:
'These pork pies are to die for'
The ensuing look of horror on her face as she realised what she'd said and where she was was priceless!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:11, 1 reply)
My mothers variation...She attended the cremation of a work mate, many years ago in mid December, and telling us about it said "It was bloody cold outside but lovely and warm in the crem."
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 19:48, closed)
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