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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Many years ago, about a year after my Dad died...
... I bumped into my mate Rob. Hadn't seem him for ages.
"Hi Rob", I said.
"Hi Gordon", said Rob, "how's your Dad doing, I haven't seen him for ages!"
"Oh, y'know, still dead" - hey maybe Rob had forgotten, I don't know why I phrased it that way.
As I helped Rob reattach his jaw which had dropped so far it had actually popped off and bounced down the road, I discovered that he actually hadn't heard about it. Oops.
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)
... I bumped into my mate Rob. Hadn't seem him for ages.
"Hi Rob", I said.
"Hi Gordon", said Rob, "how's your Dad doing, I haven't seen him for ages!"
"Oh, y'know, still dead" - hey maybe Rob had forgotten, I don't know why I phrased it that way.
As I helped Rob reattach his jaw which had dropped so far it had actually popped off and bounced down the road, I discovered that he actually hadn't heard about it. Oops.
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)
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