Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Autoerotic AsphyxiationA couple of years ago I was shortlisted for a job at a very swanky law firm on Chancery Lane. I was nervous because I had, technically, blagged my way through to the latter stages of the selection process.
It was a pannel interview - three of them behind a desk and me on the otherside. The lead interviewer introduced himself as Michael Hutchins.
Interview went pretty well, but as Mr. Michael Hutchins stood to see me out I, for some unknown reason, pointed in the area of his crotch and said:
'I hope that belt stays firmly round your trousers.'
This Michael Hutchins was about sixty and probably wore a bowler hat out and about.
- Silence -
I had to rescue the situation, so I spent the next few minutes inadvertently digging myself into a hole by explaining how the other, more famous Michael Hutchence died in a wanking accident (I didnt use that specific term), and that I wasnt, in point of fact, offering the interviewer a go on me.
Tip: If you have an interview at a top law firm do NOT on ANY occassion mention mastabatory related incidents of death.
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SpankyHanky, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:44,
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Look on the bright sideIf you did get a job in a top law firm, you wouldn't be able to browse b3ta 2 hours after getting into work.
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