Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Whiskey O WhiskeyLets call her Michelle for that was her name.
Petite, around 5' 0 tall and absolutely gorgeous.
I had been pursuing wearing her down for weeks and was finally starting to get some where, however on the night it finally looked like she was about to surrender to my immature charms I discovered whiskey.
I was chatting her up outside the pub and was well on the way to getting a party set up back at mines when I decided to barf up the whiskey (a terrible waste but it was my first time).
I was reliably informed that I said "excuse me" before I turned around and made a roadside impression of a Gargoyle Fountain loosing of into a drain.
But that's not the worst part, oh no.
It seems I then wiped my moth with my sleeve and belched "that's better" before trying to get everybody into a taxi.
Fortunately I went home myself
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:00, Reply)
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