Go Ringo, Go Ringo
I am fortunate enough to work in an office with a raft of very attractive women.

I am unfortunate enough to often find myself a bit flustered when talking to women that I find attractive.

Work is a minefield.

I was recently discussing a project that I was working on for a stunning blonde. She’s a sweet as anything, a lovely, lovely person. But for some reason, she intimidates me. I get tongue tied and cold sweaty when I talk to her.

She was, actually, thanking me for getting something done for her, saying that the press had picked up on it and it was getting lots of good publicity.

Instead of graciously accepting her thanks in a calm and adult manner, for some reason that I still don’t understand…

...loudly and obviously enough for the people I sit with to notice and merciless rip the piss out of me for the rest of the afternoon

I raised both thumbs aloft and said

‘Faaaaab’

What a cunt.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:09, 5 replies)

hahaha!
*sympathy clicks*

been there, done that.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:24, closed)

This made me laugh lots.
Thank you. Thank you very much.

That's fab!

*clicks*
( Moey, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:29, closed)

The mental imagery
of that scenario is amazing.

I'm grinning like a wanking jap :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:28, closed)

What a waste of vodka
now my nose stings - pft

*clicks*
(thereisnopoons until, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 1:23, closed)

That's
Grrrreat!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 22:14, closed)