Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Oh fuck, remembered another at work.I was outside talking with our Vice President about some project I was involved in - very dry conversation, but basically "well done Dixon old chap, glad to have you on board" "Thank you VP madame, I'm looking forward to the challenges ahead this year"
When a colleague runs behind me and pokes me with both hands on either side of my ribcage in a playful way.
The unexpected shock of this caused me to let out a massive fart. The VP kept eye contact with me and simply said "keep up the good work" and walked away before my bright red face exploded.
My colleague had already fled the scene howling with laughter.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:52,
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hurrahfirst office chuckle of the qotw!
you gets a click and a wee little tickle
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Haha!I just envisaged a 'PARP!* in my head!
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*clicks*This made me giggle for a good five minutes... infact I'm still laughing now. Brilliant.
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