Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Once when I was a teenager I discovered the delights of alcoholfast forward a few months and I went to my best friend's house and we proceeded to watch some films and drink a few beers.
Cue my mate's older sister walking into his room to find out what all the loud talking was about.
Maybe it was the way that the harsh fluorescent light glimmered from her silk-like golden hair, or the way that she used to playfully bite the corner of her lower lip when she was deep in thought; I'll never know what it was that attracted me to her. I thought up a witty and mature reply to her questioning gaze, fully expecting her to see how urbane and charming I was and fall deeply in love with me...
"He's inebriated and I aren't".
Bugger.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:04,
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