Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Printer InstallationA few years ago back when I was doing proper IT I was installing a new printer at the reception desk. This necessitated asking the cute blonde receptionist to move from the desk so I could connect up the cabling under there.
There are few occasions before or since that have made me want to run and hide quite as much as turning to a young lady, network cable in hand and saying "Can I just get between your legs and plug something in"
I nearly died on the spot!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:07, 2 replies)
If she'd dissolved into laughteryou might have been able to do some plugging in somewhere other than an RJ45* port!
*or whatever the fuck an ethernet socket's called.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:22,
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She did laugh thankfully!However I never did get to see her RJ45 or show her how long my Cat5 is! ;-)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:26, closed)
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