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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I don't remember the embarrassment at the time. I was young. About 6 or 7 at a guess, but that is a long time ago now and I don't remember precisely.
What I do remember is that it was music class. The class room had been rearranged and we each stood or sat with an instrument before us.
I remember that I had been given a note to play. It was from a xylophone that could be dismantled so each child could play one note in turn.
I also remember needing a piss. Really needing a piss, but being too shy to say anything before our beautiful rendition of a tune that I don't quite remember.
I vaguely remember not really hearing the other kids play their sections.
I vaguely remember only just noticing the silence that descended as the room turned to stare at me.
I vaguely remember the distant voice repeating my name, imploring me to hit my note so we could finish the piece.
I vaguely remember the warm, damp feeling on my legs as I lost my battle against the strain in my bladder, and the floodgates finally opened.
I vaguely remember the kids in front of me clambering to get out of the way, as the steaming yellow stream meandered along the floor away from my soggy shoes.
I vaguely remember the itchy brown trousers that the teacher produced as a replacement for my own, urine soaked ones.
And I clearly remember cringing each and every time I've been reminded of this by pretty much everyone I knew at the time.
Bastards.
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:16, 3 replies)
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that wet himself on the 1st day
He was known as soggy bum, or Soggy right up to secondary school
If your out there hi
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I wasn't known as Soggy or anything else as a result.
The memory seems almost dreamlike now, but I'm assured it really happened, frequently.
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I like. So beautifully told.
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:18, closed)
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