Charlie
A group of us agreed to meet up the next day after our university graduation party the night before. Lots of people's proud parents were around to celebrate their offsprings' success.

So we ended up with the very nice parents of one of the girls on the course. She had warned us about her Mum. She was a very good Irish woman who was not very worldly wise (she had been sitting in the Doctors reception reading a Cosmo or something and asked her then 18 year old daughter - what's an orgasm!). She was a lovely and caring lady but we were told to keep the conversation clean.

Buoyed with success and the after effects of the alcohol we proceeded to have a lovely lunch, a couple of beers and everyone took it in turn to tell a joke. A couple were a little risque but we just about managed to keep the conversation on the straight and narrow. That is until it was Charlie's turn.

Charlies hushes everyone and thrusts up his left hand in the air. "Why should women masturbate with this hand?" he asks the hushed group, parents and fellow diners. SILENCE. Broken by gasps. Then cringemaking bottom shuffling while everyone turns to look at Irish Mum and her daughter who has by now turned purple and clearly wants to run screaming from the restaurant.

Cringemaking for a good 15 seconds before hysterical laughter from everyone (including Irish Dad) except Irish Mum who still looks non the wiser.

Oh, Charlie just about got to the punchline: "because its mine".
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:57, Reply)