Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Ahh the cup of teaYeah, it's a very, very common urban myth that got trotted out many, many times for the Wanking Disasters QOTW and was roundly mocked. However it's so commonly told that it must have happened many times in reality to start it so you can keep believing the dream, don't worry.
Years ago, I myself was once enjoying some touchy feely pleasure early one morning when I had the house to myself. Because of this my room door was open when I was doing it (oooh daring!) It was slightly ruined when I heard my Dad loudly putting away the dishes downstairs. I've never been able to shake the feeling that he caught me and I didn't notice so he went away to do something loud until I realised I was not alone.
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Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:03,
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