If only the floor could have swallowed him there
Every Wednesday, myself and as many friends as we can muster play 5-a-side football at a place on the other side of Bradford. We have done for the past year or so, and despite some of us not being very good we have managed to maintain a steady dignity around the football hardened bradford scummers that frequent the place. That was until last week when I was treated to front row seats for the most cringe worthy experience of my friends life.

On the journey there that evening he was trying to describe a new PSP advert that had just been released that features a small boy playing on the console, but seeing as nobody had seen what he was talking about he was having quite a hard time of it. As people kept interupting him, it had taken until we were just walking into the bar at the side of the pitches for him to reach the climax of his story. And so it was that he, frustrated at not being listened to blurted out loudly to a bar that had just at that very moment fallen deafly silent:

"WELL I'VE HAD THAT LITTLE BOYS HANDS AROUND MY COCK!"

The place ground to a complete halt, as the regular neanderthals turned around to look who had said it. It turned out after further explanation that although the boy is playing the console in one shot, they use a hand model for the close-ups of it. The advertising company, rather than spending money on a professional hand-model had instead used one of his exgirlfriends who happens to work for the advertising company responsible.

Still...its hard to explain that to a room full of people who think you're a peadophile isn't it?
( Furness, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:05, 1 reply)

That's 1 Netbook you owe me
after making me laugh mine onto the floor.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:18, closed)