Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Sexual HarassmentFor some reason my large breasted french teacher decided that I was sexually harassing her at school. (Admittedly I had plunged a broadsword between her legs at the school play that time and leered suggestively, but that was all just harmless banter)
My parents and I were called to the school to discuss (deny) this outrageous slur on my good character, whereupon in front of every conceivable authority figure I had, Miss Frenchy delivered the quote that echoes in my mothers brain to this day:
"Wrigglesworth then feigned masturbation and proceeded to flick the imaginary semen around the classroom"
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:13, 1 reply)
but......did you shout, "go web go!" as you flicked it around?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 20:37,
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